Coming out

Well I am finally ready to admit something to myself and the world. I have a secret talent that I have been in denial about for years, and since I'm coming of age as an adult I am willing to admit my talent and try to figure out what to do with it. I've known for years that I have gaydar, but that's not my talent. I have the rare talent of sniffing out and attracting men that are ASSSHOLES! Plain and simple, if you put me in a room with 10 men or 100 men and give me time to mingle with all of them? I will inevitably be attracted to, or hit on by the biggest jackasses in the bunch. I've never been hit on by a lesbian, I don't give off that pheromone, but I do apparently give off the pheromone that attracts men that are jerks in some way shape or form. I don't know if they smell something in my body chemistry, or the look on my face, or I just look/smell/seem desperate I have found that I will end up in close confines with a man that is about as far away from prince charming as a guy can be. It bothered me, and no folks I will NOT be going gay I just don't know what to do about it. I know that I damn well cannot spend my entire life celibate but SOMETHING has to give!!! I know that prince charming is dead or possibly on the downlow but does anyone have any frog repellent???